[lug] humor-time again

[llornkcor at llornkcor.com]

I got this today, and thought people here might appreciate it also.

>
> Top 35 Oxymorons:
>
> 35. State worker
> 34. Legally drunk
> 33. Exact estimate
> 32. Act naturally
> 31. Found missing
> 30. Resident alien
> 29. Genuine imitation
> 28. Airline Food
>
> 27. Good grief
> 26. Government organization
> 25. Sanitary landfill
> 24. Alone together
> 23. Small crowd
> 22. Business ethics
> 21. Soft rock
> 20. Butt Head
> 19. Military Intelligence (army)
> 18. Sweet sorrow
> 17. Rural Metro (ambulance service)
> 16. "Now, then ..."
> 15. Passive aggression
> 14. Clearly misunderstood
>
> 13. Peace force
> 12. Extinct Life
> 11. Plastic glasses
> 10. Terribly pleased
> 9. Computer security
> 8. Political science
> 7. Tight slacks
> 6. Definite maybe
> 5. Pretty ugly
> 4. Rap music
> 3. Working vacation
> 2. Religious tolerance
> And the number one top Oxymoron....
> 1. Microsoft Works