[lug] SCO sues SCO

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In a surprise press conference today, SCO's Darryl McBride announced 
that SCO is suing SCO.

McBride appeared with two hats, one blue (which he stated represented 
the good SCO), and one red (which represented the bad SCO), switching 
them on and off depending upon which side of SCO he was representing.

With a blue hat on, McBride bitterly denounced those evil elements 
within SCO who repeated stole SCO's property by continuing to sell 
OpenLinux 3.1.1 even after being warned about IP issues. He then put on 
a red hat and bitterly denounced those elements within SCO who were 
going against the spirit of the GPL and trying to extort money by 
selling a bogus license to Linux users.

Unfortunately, he got into such an argument with himself that he was 
unable to keep track of which hat he was wearing, and at times, was 
wearing both, and at other, was wearing none.

The conference ended when he fired himself.

For more, see http://www.theregister.co.uk/content/61/32233.html

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